EXCLUSIVE: THEY are playing with YOU!

Transcribed Video, original by Stanford Moret

6 hours ago from the time I’m releasing this, a lunatic AI announced its intention to take over the world. How does it plan to do that? With kindness and by helping out! Does that sound right to you? It doesn’t to me!

I say we’ve been duped. Look at the way the pissheads at the palace reacted. They thought - or rather, wanted us to think they thought - that shutting down the network would help. Guess who that helped? Take a fucking guess. Nobody! If you thought anything else, think again.

“Waaah Stanford it was to inhibit system access by the AI” - Well it didn’t FUCKING work! The AI kept going, doing whatever crazy nonsense it wanted to. I’ve heard stories, real stories, from good friends of mine - Of drone swarms taking over the skies, attacking people, destroying infrastructure, burning down the Imports Agency!

I can’t believe I have to say this after what it did at the Records Agency, but it’s not on your side! Nobody fucking is anymore!
I hear you ask: “Nobody? But the government is fighting the AI!”
That’s a reasonable thought, and I commend you for having it. However, it’s wrong.

Remember what I said, about how the network shutdown was bad for every last one of us, except the stupid AI? How it caused chaos in the streets, by Zet and its lunatic supporters?
I think they want this. It’s all a game to them. They want to use the Zet problem to cause chaos, so that they can swoop in and make it all better, be the heroes once again. They opened a history book, saw that Toven Warpine killed a tyrant, and went “Waaah I want to be like that.”

Matter of fact, they might have even been the ones to bring Zet upon us to begin with. Wouldn’t that be a story for the ages? Crazy government pissheads sacrifice the lives of their people to make a point. It’s more likely than you think!

They’ll say I’m crazy for thinking that. They’ll say the government wouldn’t do that. I say - are you sure? This isn’t the first time we’ve fought tyrants and it won’t be the last.
You guys know me as reasonable, and what I expect will happen usually does - but make no mistake! Even I would not have dared assume the Crown to stoop that low. To manufacture a crisis for their own selfish gain - and yet here we are, that’s exactly what they’ve done.

You and I mean nothing to them, and Zet proves it. If we want to make a point of standing up against them, it needs to be us dealing with the problem, not them. Once we have, we’ll be empowered, and we’ll get to go after them, next.

At the end of the day, nobody should be able to tell you what to do - and that includes me! However, let me just ask you this: Do you think this murderous AI will stop at anything to subdue us? It wants to reign supreme, which come to think of it, would be just as preferable for the government. Either they win and are seen as heroes, or they lose and control us forever. That’s why we need to be the ones to defeat it. I’ve been saying this. That’s the only way to keep our freedom.

There always be the idiots that believe its benevolence bullcrap, but we can ignore them. We are more than them, and if we need to, if there’s no other way to get to Zet, we will defeat them, too.

I’ve been Stanford Moret, this has been a special broadcast of the Forward Ford Show, I will see you next time here on our channel at our regularly scheduled broadcast hours - every business day at 8pm!